My Tribute to the Genus of Monty Python

Saturday, July 31, 2010 12:02 PM By Stephen J Christophers

Lancelot: We have the Holy Facebook Page.
Arthur: Yes, of course! The Holy Facebook Page of Anti - lock! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries on his iPad. Brother Maynard! Type in the Holy URL!
Monks: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Arthur: [holding the Holy iPad viewing the Holy screen] How does it, um — how does it work?
Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
Arthur: Consult the Idiots: Guide to Social Networking!
Brother Maynard: Idiots: Guide to Social Networking, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila typed in the Holy Text Field, saying, 'O Lord (being the User Name), bless this Thy Facebook Page that, with it, Thou mayest rub Thine enemies up the wrong way... in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast on hatching egg gifts, pictures of snotty-nose children, and family half-wits, vagrants from school, and cyclists with funny looking girlfriends, and Jehovah Witnessess, and Maffia Wars,and Pop-Tarts, and large ads —
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou type in the Holy Pin. The, typing shall be three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt type, and the number of the typinging shall be three. Four shalt thou not type, neither type thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, pressest thou thy Holy “Log in button” of Anti-lock towards thy foe, who, being naughty on my site, shall fluff it.'
Brother Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
Arthur: Right! [types in the Holy Pin] One!... Two!... FIVE!
Galahad: Three, sir.
Arthur: THREE!